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だいたいお前ら一円舐めすぎなんだよ。簡単に説明してやる

一円落とす
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古本屋で1000円の本を買おうとしたが、1円足りなくてやめた
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古本屋の主人が久しぶりに3万くらい持ってバーにいこうとしたが、1000円足りなくて考え直した
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バーのマスターが新しく50万のウイスキーを仕入れようとしたが、売り上げが3万足りなくてやめた
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（以下略）
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8000億のプロジェクトが予算の都合がつかずに頓挫、関連会社が前代未聞の大赤字
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日経平均株価が暴落し、円安が進行する
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ヘッジファンドにあおられ、為替レートが大幅に変動
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通貨変動の大きさに耐えれずヨーロッパのいくつかの国がEUを脱退
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EUが正式に解散し、ヨーロッパを中心に世界恐慌が起こる
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OPECが石油の値段を便乗値上げ
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資源のないイスラエルがイランに侵攻
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第三次世界大戦

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